Department of DoubtCase No. 0005 · Fri 23 Oct
On 23 October 2026 the internet claimed
“Having 47 browser tabs open is a productivity system.”
I DON'T
THINK SODENIED · DEPT. OF DOUBT
THINK SODENIED · DEPT. OF DOUBT
Habits47 tabs, 1 of them playing music from somewhere
Official note:
Tab 31 is a recipe you will never cook. Tab 12 is a sock you almost bought in March. Denied. Close one tab as a gesture of good faith.
Do you agree with the Department?
This case is closed but the vote stays open. See today's case.