Department of DoubtCase No. 0006 · Sat 24 Oct
On 24 October 2026 the internet claimed

“Pumpkin spice season now starts in August, and that is fine.”

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Official note:

August is for sunburn and melted popsicles. Request denied. Please resubmit on or after the first leaf falls.

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