Funny ways to say it's snowing

Some mornings deserve more than a plain "it's snowing". Here are 15 funny ways to say it's snowing, for texts and friends, a few dramatic declarations, mock-official ones from the Department of Doubt, and simple kind ones that always work.

For texts and friends

• "It is snowing, and every grown-up on the street is pretending not to be excited." Nobody is fooled.
• "Someone has quietly iced the whole garden like a cake." Do not eat the garden.
• "I built a snowman. It has more confidence than I do." Great posture, too.
• "There is snow on everything. Even the fences look fancy now." Very dressed up.

Dramatic declarations

• "Every snowflake is unique, and every single one of them has landed on my head." A full collection.
• "The whole world has been put on mute. Even the birds are whispering." Very peaceful, very white.
• "My car is now a large, smooth white hill. I will find it again in spring." It knows where I live.
• "Snow day status: I have looked out of the window forty times since breakfast." Still snowing. Checked again.

Mock official

• "The Department of Doubt has reviewed the idea of a snowball fight in your good gloves and does not think so." Wear the old gloves.
• "Notice: the outdoors has been reissued in white. No other colours are currently available." Sounds like a form. Reads like a snow globe.
• "Form 134 confirms that the applicant has seen snow, said "oh" out loud, and taken twelve photos." Thirteen, by now.

Simple and kind

• "It's snowing! Wrap up and enjoy it." Always works.
• "Look outside, it's snowing!" Short and bright.
• "Snow day! Have fun out there." Cheerful, for anyone.
• "It's snowing, take it slow if you're heading out." Kind and practical.

Keep it light

1. Share the fun. A snowy photo with one funny line says more than a long message.
2. Read the room. Snow is a treat for some and a long trip for others, so keep the cheer friendly.
3. One snowflake is enough. A single snowy line is funny; a weather update every hour gets old fast.

More from the Department

For the cold that comes with it, see the funny ways to say it's freezing, and if the snow turns to slush, the funny ways to say it's raining. For the season's greetings, there are the funny ways to say happy holidays. All guides are on the guides page, and today's ruling is on the home page.

Questions about funny ways to say it's snowing

What is a funny way to say it's snowing?

Something that captures the snowy excitement, like "It is snowing, and every grown-up on the street is pretending not to be excited." One snowy line is plenty.

What is a funny way to say it's snowing a lot?

Try "Notice: the outdoors has been reissued in white. No other colours are currently available." It is playful and sounds like an official update.

What can I say instead of it's snowing?

Try "Look outside, it's all white!" or "We've got snow!" Both are cheerful and fit any chat.

What is a simple way to say it's snowing?

A plain "It's snowing! Wrap up and enjoy it." always works. It shares the news and adds a kind wish.

The Department of Doubt is satire, but these snow day texts are real suggestions you are free to use. See the satire notice.